Saturday, June 29, 2013
What Ticks Me OFF!!!
#1) If you can’t swim, don’t go on Survivor. If you’re afraid of spiders, stay off of Fear Factor. If you’re an idiot, don’t fake your way onto Jeopardy. You’re just embarrassing yourself and taking the opportunity away from more worthy contestants.
#2) People who "Know Karate"
Q: Which group of people gets their butts kicked more than any other? A: people who say they know karate.
While many people deserve to be punched in the face, nobody paints the target on themselves quite so clearly as these guys. Some of them may in fact know some karate, most of them don't, but it hardly matters. Saying "I know karate" in a public place is the same as saying "I'll be right back" in a horror movie. Bad things are about to happen to you. Next time you open your mouth, put a sock in it instead!Please tell me what ticks you off the most in the comments.
Thats What Grace Said!!